Just returned home from a night away and found this cat "recipe" posted by world renowned cataphile, Chris "D." (See previous post) Posing as me, Chris has attempted to replicate my flair for turning the ordinary into the extraordinary, but those who know better would know that I would never cook my cats on a George Foreman grill...much too messy.
Pay no attention to his sad cry for help, but do take pity on his children who must endure a life of torturing cats all in the guise of culinary delicacy. I've already alerted PITA with my concerns and they have been formulating a recovery effort to free all the poor kittens that are locked up in the basement. I will also be conducting a sting operation with Dateline NBC...to CATch a predator – Cataphile edition. Watch for it in the upcoming fall lineup.
Sorry to have to post such a depressing piece of information, but I felt I could no longer hide the truth. On a lighter note, we will be having a Labor Day BBQ tomorrow. Bogey Burgers will be served, so bring the whole family!
2 comments:
"I've already alerted PITA with my concerns "
Hey Alyssa, does PITA stand for "People for the Inhumane Treatment of Animals"? Or are they the watchdog group for breadsticks?
Hope the Bogey burgers were a hit! Sorry we couldn't make it. I was going to bring my toy cat, which is indeed made out of cat fur (no kidding...)
It's a watchdog group for people who use pocket bread to eat BBQ'ed cats.
I can't believe you would pass up the opportunity to try choice USDA certified Bogey burgers. I don't really know what all they hype is about...they taste just like spam!
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