Arrr! Avast ye Mateys...

It's "Talk like a Pirate Day!"

Pirate Jokes

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

A: Arrrr!

Q: Why did the pirate fail the test?

A: It was too harrrrrrrrrrd!

Q: What is a pirate's favorite African nation?

A: MadagascARRRRRRRR!

Q: Why did the pirate ship look so good?

A: They used varrrrrrrnish!

Q: How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?

A: A buck-an-ear!

Q: Where do pirates go for lunch?
A: To Arrrrby's
Q: What's a pirate's favourite instrument?
A: The guitarrrrrrr!

Q: Where do pirates keep their bathrooms?

A: On the poop deck!

Q: How many pirate jokes are lame?

A: Most of them ARR!

And don't forget about the Portland Pirate Festival this weekend. The Captain Bogg and Salty band will be playing...so bring the kiddos. Yarr!


I'll be updating my Paper Capers blog tonight with photos of what we did for TLAPD! Sadly, all the kids stayed home sick and I am sick as well with a sore throat, so it was a little hard to "Yarrr," but we still had fun!

Avast, me Hearties, I've just updated me Paper Capers blog with pleanty o' fun ideas!